Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Pontoon Boat 90 Hp Mph

you turn it immediately!

Come dice la mail, morivo dalla voglia di girarvela!

SCOPRI DI VIVERE NEL 2011 QUANDO:

1. per caso batti la tua password sul microonde (io, personalmente, ho il micro a pedali, quindi non corro questo rischio..)

2. years have not played solitaire with real cards (well, never even played before ..)

3. you have a list of 15 phone numbers to call a family of 3 (azz, it's true!)

4. send an email to your colleague who has the office next to your (riazz, but that is true! mascondo but I say that there are also practical reasons, like to send a doc he needs to work)

5. you've lost touch with your friends or family because they have not e-mail (perhaps for some, little is missing!)

6. get home after work and picking up the phone as if I were still in office (well, sometimes confess to answer "firm .."!!??)

7. do the zero on your home phone to take the linea

8. sei al tuo posto di lavoro da 4 anni ma hai lavorato per 3 imprese diverse

10. tutte le pubblicità tv hanno un indirizzo web sullo schermo, in basso

11. vai nel panico se esci da casa senza il cellulare e torni indietro a riprenderlo (io lo lascio spesso in macchina e torno fuori a riprenderlo, ma solo perchè in realtà temo che, sebbene sia un rottame, qualcuno cerchi di sfondarmi la mia supercar per ghermirlo.. ok, I know, is a Superpippo, but you never know ..)

12. you get up in the morning and the first thing you do is turn on the PC before a coffee (ehm. .. well, I follow the coffee ..)

13 . Try opening the front door with the badge office

14. you can read this text, you agree and smile

15. Worse still, you know ....... who postpone This e-mail

16. you're too busy to realize that there is no number 9 on this list

17. just look at the message to see if there is or not the number 9 on the list


COUNCIL: When you are in crisis because, at work, nothing goes the way you want, do this:
stopped at a pharmacy and buy a rectal thermometer 'Johnson & Johnson' (Just this brand, not other!)


April. ..... Read the instructions. .....
found this sentence:

each rectal thermometer of Johnson & Johnson is personally tested in our factory!

Now, close your eyes. Repeat aloud 5 times:
'I'm happy not to work in quality control department at Johnson & Johnson'


Now laugh!

refers this message to your friends. We are dying, and always remember that ....... there are jobs worse than yours ...

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